CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.
In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that... (Continue Reading)
Two friends pointed this out to me simultaneously on Facebook and I just about died laughing. Nevermind that I'm both a conservative Republican and stanch Rebel, this piece is hilarious! Star Wars Fans --- enjoy!
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Haha, that was clever. I loved the little shoutouts to the movie. And...trust the Empire to put plenty of spin on things.
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